Saturday, May 8, 2010

Five Point Someone Not To Do in IIBS

Welcome To Every One,
Here is my first blog in front of you....This title is an inspiration from the one of the famous book of Chetan Bhagat but of course content is 1000% percent different than book.. So have a look at it and don't forget to leave your comment after reading..

We all have decided to put ourself into the rack of managers and did try our level best to come up to the level where any good B school will be ready to accept as student for some 4-5 Lacks bucks. And We got our self into IIBS amusing that we will groom up our career here and secure a good management job but reality was entirely different. So lots of student faced IIBS as a business machine rather than any institution. here i m suggesting few Do's and Don't to come up with at least some what relaxation.....

Carry On......

First Thing what u should not do was taking admission in this college itself.. But most of u reader have already taken so can't really help out urself in this but other four will really make sense for you guys specially new comers in IIBS. Why i am telling u not to take admission is because first thing this college i like Chinese Mobile..where shop-keeper even does not take guaranty after payment is made and more ever shop keeper does not even entertain you when u come back to shop with problem on product. Here i relate Chinese product and shop keeper with our admission and college marketing agents respectively.Now u have better got idea what i was telling.

Second thing what u should always try to avoid in IIBS is trust..
Yes Trust, especially on top Management. Because In MBA, every one seeks for his own profit, even management. We have already been trapped by our fraudulent marketing. This was better example for that. Now we are watching each other face when in college expecting that someday, somebody will come and tell us that this college is one of the best college of MBA. But likeliness are pretty less so instead of trusting on management, beleive at ur self. Management is there just to frustrate you.. Nothing Else.

Third Point is here never mess up with any faculty directly even u r 100% right cause it will cost you huge loss in terms of total marks in semester end...If faculty says that Michal Schumacher is India's greatest opening batsman., You have no other choice but to say YES to staff. Even if will proof that by anyway. They will never let to go up in your internal and will always cretinism forever in college and will consider you as if u have harassed their own girl.

Forth Point... Have you guys ever heart of Gang-Bang........if not then its good time to follow this strategy... because if u ever wished to visit any faculty sitting place on behalf of any complain reading their fault in classroom lecture, always carry as many student as they can't figure out your name in top hit list......cause if they will figure out, again Third Point will be applicable here.

Fifth and The Last, Always show management that u r the only person in entire college who will be with college till the time whole earth will collapse. In this way, faculty will see u as most productive student in college (In terms of convincing students to study and dies here) and will treat you as u have won world cup for India...Of course many of the guys practiced this point and earned money out of college as well cause " Every Student You Fetch For College will fetch you around 25,000-30,000 Rs.... This is the cost of calling a person towards graveyard...


So Here i discussed five practices to make life at least peaceful in your IIBS.. Following it or not is purely up to reader...But don't Forget to leave comment for my first blog...
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